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Lets see dear readers, what are we going to talk about today???

I don't have much going on right now so what I'm gonna do is hop over to People.com and comment on today's top tabloid stories, you are jumping for joy aren't you???

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It's Official: Katie Holmes Heading to Broadway:

The actress signs on for Arthur Miller's All My Sons in the fall

Janelle's take on the matter- WHAT? Ok, is Katie Holmes that good of an actress? Really? Yes, I watched a few Dawson's Creek back in the day. And I liked the movie 'Mad Money.' But Broadway? Really? I guess the scientology gods reach is very, very far.

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Lindsay Lohan Sued Over Alleged Fur Coat Theft:

Maria Markova accuses Lohan of stealing her mink fur coat in New York City in January

Janelle's take on the Matter- Without reading this story at all, I have to assume that Maria Markova (who is that by the way?) is using her 15 minutes of fame worse than the last cast of Big Brother.

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Kenny Chesney: Ready to Give Marriage 150 Percent:
Plus, the singer calls Renée Zellweger "the sweetest soul I've ever met"

Janelle's take on the matter-

I am a sucker, a HUGE sucker for quickie marriages. You know people who meet and fall in love and marry all within the span a month. I. LOVE. THOSE. STORIES! I want Maria Carey and what's his name to work out. I guess it stems from one of my first tabloid memories are of Demi and Bruce marring very quickly. I know, I know, they ended up divorced but still, they had a good run. Anyways, back to my point, I was rooting for Kenny and Renee to last forever and I still wish they would get back together because the only stories I love more than quickie marriages (that last!) are people who broke up and years later end up back together and more in love than ever.

Yes, I still say a little prayer for Brad and Jen every once in a while- shhh! just don't tell anyone.

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Nicole Kidman on Pregnancy: 'We're Very Excited':
The actress and husband Keith Urban make it a date-night at the ACM Awards

Janelle's take on the matter- Who doesn't say that they are very exicited when having a baby. Live a year without nannies and maids Oh! and work a 40 hour week, then come talk to me about how excited you are.

Oh! and doesn't seem like she has been pregnant forEVER? And why is she STILL not showing?? I took one pregnancy test and the next day was wearing maternity clothes. Really. I wish I was kidding.

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Angelina & Brad's Date Night:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are caught up in each other as they leave their hotel Monday for a night on the town in Cannes. Earlier in the day, the expectant parents took son Maddox, 6, and daughter Shiloh, who turns 2 next week, on a shopping trip to baby boutique Bonpoint, where they bought all white items for their soon-to-be-born twins.

Janelle's take on the matter: How lucky can one woman BE? To be on your death bed and say, "I married Brad Pitt and he loved me, he really loved me. I had three - two of which were TWINS! - of his children and together we adopted 500 more. I was a UN Ambassador and brought awareness and happiness to thousands of children in hopeless situations. Oh, and just once more for the record, I had sex with BRAD PITT!" Yeah, Angelina gets my award for being one of the luckiest women in the world. But just for MY record, I am team Aniston all the way! But please for the love of God, what is Jennifer Aniston doing with John Mayer? Is it me or he is just not good looking at all and I really don't like his voice or his music. How he got a record deal and all those good looking women is beyond me.

And my take on People.com top stories....Enjoy!